My First Haters!
I got my first bit of hate!
Here’s was what was said about today’s Daily Expirations by notdiabetes and crackedouttheories:
notdiabetes - Donuts don’t cause diabetes, but nice job spreading harmful misinformation in the guise of “humor.”
Oh, and some bonus sexism in that coaching paragraph. You’re just all kinds of douchey, aren’t you?
(By the way, before you use the “satire” excuse, satire is where you undermine and subvert stereotypes, not just repeat them.)
crackedouttheories - None of these are funny. And almost all of them use bigotry to make their points.
Repeating the satire point for those who didn’t get it the first time: “…satire is where you undermine and subvert stereotypes, not just repeat them.”
Ouch right? Well, not really.
I’ll give them one thing; the jokes are piss poor, but the title of the site should’ve given them a hint into the quality therein. If they weren’t too busy trying to be “righteous,” they would’ve noticed that.
I’m not using satire. I’m writing crappy late night jokes.
Why are they crappy? Because I stink at writing them, among MANY other things. I know you gals have always been perfect at nagging/wasting breath, but some people gotta practice to get better. Sorries!
Don’t mind people thinking this isn’t funny, but get over yourselves with pointing out how “misinformation” is being spread sweets.
Pointing out they’re jokes, then pointing out how they aren’t 100% fact is retarded.
No Fun Idiot - “That joke stinks. Why would a bartender ever let a horse come in his bar to begin with? Why is a horse wondering in buildings by itself? Why would the bartender ask about his face being long and not call animal control?”
(self inflicted gun shot)
If someone believes any of these as “facts,” they already don’t follow your blog and probably should be dead anyway. Stop trying to guarantee a spot in heaven ‘No Feet For Soccer’ and ‘Too Fat To Fuck.’
I don’t want to rant too much because with hating on me, you spread my muck to all of your followers. I thank you so much for your support and hope you continue to reblog my crap with your “in depth analysis.” I love you with all my healthy, non-diabetic, two working feet body.
Toodles,
The Uninformed “Bigot”
p.s. Hope the insulin shots you keep in your miracle coves break while reading this causing you to bleed out all over your Jane Lynch posters.
p.p.s. NOW I’m being douchey. :-)
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thisisnotdiabetes reblogged this from neilconstantine and added:
Lol I love how he assumes I’m single and am missing feet, when neither thing is true. This is the most pathetic retort...
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