Daily Expirations (6-5-2012)
Donald Trump announced he’s canceling his USA Today subscription. USA Today said they were sad he cancelled, but happy to know Trump can actually read.
Mayor Bloomberg proposed a bill that’d limit arrests on weed. So sodas are bad, but the top cause of snackage is good?
Company Mars One has pledged to start a colony on Mars in 2023. It will be a one way ticket. It’ll be a hard to pick which reality tv star to send off for good.
A study says 1 in 3 homeless in America are obese. Scientists are surprised, while McDonald’s high fives itself again.
The 50th anniversary of breast implants was this week. Implants have come a long way, but luckily men have been nothing but supportive of every implant ever.
A man who gave a woman herpes was ordered to pay 1 million dollar in damages. Don’t know about you, but STDs suddenly seem like a lucrative career.
Sheryl Crow announced that she has a brain tumor. Guess some things don’t stay in vegas.
