Daily Expirations (6-8-2012)
Lindsay Lohan was involved in an accident with an 18 wheeler. Luckily, nobody is hurt. She’s been released from the hospital, while the 18 wheeler was sent to the STD clinic for testing.
A woman was caught making meth in her purse at a Walmart. When Walmart employees caught her, they knew they had to hire her immediately. She was suspected after watching Breaking Bad continuously on aisle 4.
A new car mirror is said to eliminate blind spot for all drivers. That’s great. Maybe politicians could use these to finally see they’re assholes.
Mitt Romney said Obama is “out of touch” after the President’s comments on the economy at a press conference this morning. The republican front runner apparently read his speech off his latest bank statement.
New ads in the UK show people having wet themselves. It’s controversial to some, while others are happy that Betty White might work in the UK soon.
The Center for Disease Control said that teens today smoke weed more than cigarettes in a study. That sucks. I would’ve loved to have gotten caught smoking weed and have to smoke the whole batch as punishment.
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