Daily Expirations (6-11-2012)
A new study says there’s no real difference in children being raised by straight or gay parents. It did conclude that kids of straight or gay parents still ruin their dreams.
Union workers in Pennsylvania won a court battle that would allow them to eat expired food at schools. Union workers cheered the decision from the nurse’s bathroom.
The KKK in Atlanta are trying to take part in the Adopt a Highway program. It’s been tough for them to choose one since most highways have been black top.
Police in Athens, Georgia are in search for thieves who stole 400,000 toothpicks from a factory. Police aren’t sure of who, but know they’ve got Julia Roberts this time.
A freezer malfunctioned at the world’s largest storage of autistic brain cells. Scientist aren’t to worried since they were damaged already.
Nude photos of Snooki have a been leaked. Apparently someone said “Beetlejuice” in front of a tanning booth 3 times.
Carrie Underwood came out in support of gay marriage. Gays responded with, “Thanks, but we’re still not buying your albums.”
