Daily Expirations (6-14-2012)
Game of Thrones apologized for having a replica of George W. Bush’s head on a pole in an episode. Surprised they apologized since Bush was finally attached to something successful.
Chris Brown and Drake apparently got into a brawl in a NYC night club. I am disappointed in Chris Brown. I thought he’d never hit a woman again.
Military drones flying in DC were mistaken by many as UFOs. People weren’t too thrown off compared to the time everyone mistook Newt Gingrich as a politician.
A Memphis man owes child support to 15 women and has 20 plus kids. Locals were outraged to find out, once again, it wasn’t Elvis making a comeback. The man is either irresponsible or really trying to collect on Father’s Day.
A study says that 10,000 germs live in or on people. The study was compiled from the hundreds of hours of Jersey Shore footage.
In Canada, a $450 pizza is being sold. Upon hearing the the news, Ray of NYC’s Ray’s Pizza grabbed his crotch proclaiming, “Bet that pizza ain’t got none of these!!”
