Daily Expiration (6-15-2012)
Sarah Jessica Parker hosted an event at her house to raise funds for Obama’s campaign. President Obama said he couldn’t be happier to finally meet the star of Luck.
Guy in Connecticut called 911 when his sandwich wasn’t made correctly. Authorities scolded the man, which means he won’t be calling anyone when he dies alone.
Obama changed immigration policy that’d allow young immigrants more time to gain citizenship. Many praise the move. Republicans have already started paying illegal immigrants to hand out flyers opposing it.
Swearing in public was outlawed in a Massachusetts town. People face a$20 fine if caught. Lawmakers are happy and can now concentrate on the hard issues like dancing, tom foolery and haberdashery that terrorize their town.
Most people don’t know what to get their fathers on Father’s Day. People are afraid of what their dad will think. We saw what happened when Jesus got his Dad a crappy gift.
