Performing standup comedy is my fancy. Starting up blogs and sites I’ll forget about is my pleasure.Minimal EffortsTumblr (3.0; @neilconstantine)http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/Turkey Day!!!<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdwifyLSSs1qbuq6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Turkey Day!!!</p>http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/36294341064http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/36294341064Thu, 22 Nov 2012 13:09:34 -0500What you know bout surviving disasters? #gonnaliveforever<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcp20qvmdA1qbuq6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What you know bout surviving disasters? #gonnaliveforever</p>http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/34625616500http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/34625616500Tue, 30 Oct 2012 02:58:01 -0400gonnaliveforeverThis better be a name of a porn STAT!<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mclzkuoRBY1qbuq6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This better be a name of a porn STAT!</p>http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/34488286448http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/34488286448Sun, 28 Oct 2012 11:12:30 -0400Bankers have no problem letting you know how boring they cum.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mclzh5N7Fd1qbuq6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bankers have no problem letting you know how boring they cum.</p>http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/34488163029http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/34488163029Sun, 28 Oct 2012 11:10:17 -0400GLORY!!! (at The Creek and The Cave)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mclfad4qbQ1qbuq6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GLORY!!! (at The Creek and The Cave)</p>http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/34473728317http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/34473728317Sun, 28 Oct 2012 03:54:12 -0400Bad lighting, but my best Jack Skeleton pumpkin carving were...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcld90myEB1qbuq6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bad lighting, but my best Jack Skeleton pumpkin carving were used. By best I mean drunk. (at The Creek and The Cave)</p>http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/34472466002http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/34472466002Sun, 28 Oct 2012 03:10:12 -0400Bye Austin. Was fun. (Taken with Instagram)<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb0upsZy0c1qbuq6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bye Austin. Was fun. (Taken with <a href="http://instagram.com">Instagram</a>)</p>http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/32404398256http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/32404398256Thu, 27 Sep 2012 14:44:15 -0400#austin (Taken with Instagram)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mazcfkiXzP1qbuq6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#austin (Taken with <a href="http://instagram.com">Instagram</a>)</p>http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/32357413730http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/32357413730Wed, 26 Sep 2012 19:11:44 -0400austinAustin (Taken with Instagram)<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maz7xugLVV1qbuq6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Austin (Taken with <a href="https://api.instagram.com">Instagram</a>)</p>http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/32350683386http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/32350683386Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:34:42 -0400Zilker Park #Austin (Taken with Instagram)<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maz60xii5c1qbuq6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Zilker Park #Austin (Taken with <a href="http://instagram.com">Instagram</a>)</p>http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/32347855466http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/32347855466Wed, 26 Sep 2012 16:53:21 -0400austinYeah, I got enough space to watch Lawless now. (Taken with...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mavlr8HJPk1qbuq6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yeah, I got enough space to watch Lawless now. (Taken with <a href="http://instagram.com">Instagram</a>)</p>http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/32223068264http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/32223068264Mon, 24 Sep 2012 18:42:44 -0400My ride to Austin. Woo! (Taken with Instagram)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mapua3ivgB1qbuq6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My ride to Austin. Woo! (Taken with <a href="http://instagram.com">Instagram</a>)</p>http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/31998969596http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/31998969596Fri, 21 Sep 2012 16:01:15 -0400Am I right ladies?! #NCairport #Romney (Taken with Instagram)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mapksotEkC1qbuq6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Am I right ladies?! #NCairport #Romney (Taken with <a href="http://instagram.com">Instagram</a>)</p>http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/31989199306http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/31989199306Fri, 21 Sep 2012 12:36:24 -0400ncairportromneyMeow Mix by Kim Jenkins (Taken with Instagram)<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_majimvjL7T1qbuq6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Meow Mix by Kim Jenkins (Taken with <a href="http://instagram.com">Instagram</a>)</p>http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/31789110135http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/31789110135Tue, 18 Sep 2012 06:04:07 -0400Rape Me (Hilariously) Daniel Tosh has really done it this time. He lived up to his act of being ridiculously offensive and...http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/27021963911http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/27021963911Wed, 11 Jul 2012 22:28:00 -0400Daniel ToshTOSH.0ComedyLaugh FactoryHecklefuckiminmy20s: SPEED DATING a FIIMT video experiment  This...<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3RDnUUfgf0o?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckiminmy20s.tumblr.com/post/26090107274/speed-dating-a-fiimt-video-experiment">fuckiminmy20s</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>SPEED DATING</strong></p> <p>a FIIMT video experiment </p> </blockquote> <p>This sums it up perfectly.</p>http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/26301176980http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/26301176980Sun, 01 Jul 2012 18:04:34 -0400Daily Expiration (6-22-2012)The Miami Heat became NBA champions last night against the Oklahoma City Thunder. Critics say they...http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/25666763783http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/25666763783Fri, 22 Jun 2012 16:32:00 -0400NBAMiamiMiami HeatOklahoma CityOKTimothy McveighLebron JamesDick CheneyGAYTwitterMichael MooreEarthSeattleJustin BieberBieberDaily Expirations (6-19-2012)Yoko Ono has a new art exhibit that has piles of dirt as art. People are wanting to check it out...http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/25458983993http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/25458983993Tue, 19 Jun 2012 17:43:43 -0400Yoko OnoLondonJohn LennonBeatlesRoger Clemenssupreme courtsteroidsMike TysonBroadwayNYCbobby brownhawaiimarriageobesebullyMichigancollegeDaily Expiration (6-15-2012)Sarah Jessica Parker hosted an event at her house to raise funds for Obama&#8217;s campaign....http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/25170844861http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/25170844861Fri, 15 Jun 2012 14:32:30 -0400ObamaPresidentSarah Jessica ParkerLuckConnecticut911RepublicansimmigrantsMassachusettsfather's dayGodJesusDaily Expirations (6-14-2012)Game of Thrones apologized for having a replica of George W. Bush&#8217;s head on a pole in an...http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/25103027381http://neilconstantine.tumblr.com/post/25103027381Thu, 14 Jun 2012 14:36:00 -0400Game of ThronesBushGeorge W. BushChris BrownNYCDrakebrawlMilitaryDCUFONewt GingrichpoliticsMemphisElvisFather's DayJersey ShoreCanadapizzaRay